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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What's big and long? My dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

roses are black violets are black im blind

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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