Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Get off my porch.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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