Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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