If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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a woman votes!

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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black people

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Safe sex MR

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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