how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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The Game

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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