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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

What do I hate? people

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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