What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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