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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a baby seal walks into a club

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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