- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Your mom is so fat...

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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