- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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