I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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butt sex

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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