Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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