did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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whats one plus one penis

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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