- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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