a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Autism speaks but not really

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butt sex

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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