HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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