Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Elizabeth Warren

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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guess what what that wasnt it

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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