Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Anti Joke

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