- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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