Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Me Neither.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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