a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Autism speaks but not really

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butt sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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