I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Tough crowd tonight...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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