Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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2 + 2 = fish

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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