Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Jayden Eccles

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test

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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women's rights.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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