- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Gorden Brown.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Penis.

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