- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Republicans

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A child walks into a classroom.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Womans profesional lacrosse

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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