- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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