Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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If you were a cactus, why?

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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