Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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sharks

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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