- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man die? he was shot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Women Sports.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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