- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

How would you rule?

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

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