Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

you lose.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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