knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

pudding

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

i lost the game

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Women's rights

hi bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Anti Joke

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