Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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pudding

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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hey John will you make some copies

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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i lost the game

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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hi bye

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Anti Joke

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