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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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