Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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u suck

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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