- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

womens rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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