Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Jayden Eccles

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I grunt when I poop.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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canada

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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