What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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how man

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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poo

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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