what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

I grunt when I poop.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

FUCK THE JEWS

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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