What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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why does column have a letter n?

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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