You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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