Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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so... how about that airplane food

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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