- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

So, how 'bout that airline food?

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

arena football

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

knock knock whos their a person

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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