What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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What's the deal with brown?

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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