What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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