What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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69 :)

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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No, Trinidad.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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