- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

a woman votes!

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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