Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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