- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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