- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

What killed the name cool? Coolio

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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