"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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you gay?

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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