Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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