- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

womens rights

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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