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Mullets

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Catholicism.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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