- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

A kid has no friends.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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