A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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YOU

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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David Cameron

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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