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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Anthony sucks

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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