Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Bean.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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