- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

How many light bulbs? 1

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

my gramma died

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

My penis is big... not.

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