What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

National security?

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

A blind man walks into a wall.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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