your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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