Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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