What comes after 23? 24.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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