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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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