- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

My dad

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Your face

knock knock There's no door

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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