- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

I work at jcpenny

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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