why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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