- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

Sex education in Texas,

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

A fish swims up your penis...

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