This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

shammmm is a lesbian.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

How High is a Chinese man

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

pull my finger (farts)

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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