- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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