- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

My dad

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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