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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

womens rights.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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